ELAINE: Oh, goody. After all, she did get together with George Peppard. New scene - Jerry and Elaine at Poppie's Restaurant. CLERK: I don't think so. ELAINE: Do you know that I have been using the same bottle of shampoo for a year? POPPIE (opening the gift basket): What's this? GEORGE: They wanted to read a Truman Capote book. I've never had food ordered in advance before. My mother -. "The Gymnast" And I shampoo every day. For fans of Jerry Seinfeld’s stand-up get your photo of him on stage with a mic in his hand. KRAMER: Yeah, but you gotta order it two days in advance. You got grape juice all over our couch, you've ruined our couch! CARL: I don't remember the last time I felt this way. GEORGE: Well, not really. Cut back to George at home. ELAINE: Well, I guess I wouldn't eat here, then. Poppie! Let's go. JERRY (clearly creeped out by having to shake Poppie's hand): Hello, Poppie. This is it! And I have to say...it was pretty much all my fault. Oh no, I've been to four other places, you're the only ones that have had it. At the taping of the pilot, Elaine sneaks in disguised and "Crazy" Joe jumps out of the audience. 12 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – This is Elaine. It would be nice if you got him something. CARL: No, I hate furniture. Okay, c'mon. Yeah. Jerry is shopping for a new couch. It aired on January 19, 1995. 1 min read, gs: Jessica Hecht (Lindsay) Lois Nettleton (Mrs. Enright) Elina L�wensohn (Katya) Maurice Godin (Misha) James Sweeney (Aronson) David Blackwood (Beck) Phil Ramsey (Man in Car) Damian London (Party Guest) Ian Abercrombie (Mr. Pitt) George and Kramer convince Jerry he'll be missing out on, gs: David James Elliott (Carl) Jessica Hecht (Marie) Reni Santoni (Poppie) David James Elliott (Carl) Robert Hooks (Joe Temple) Denise Dowse (Mother) Patton Oswalt (Clerk) Diana Theodore (Remy) Mari Weiss (Woman #1) Tamar Cooper (Woman #2) Beverly C. Brown (Woman #3) Jeris Lee Poindexter, See all 179 posts Morty Seinfeld rc: Estelle Harris ..... Estelle Costanza ===== [Opening monologue] I don't know about you, but I'm getting sick of pretending to be excited every time it's somebody's birthday, you ... (All three rise from the couch and a rather excited J+G try to explain things to … Directed by: David Steinberg . Poppie does very well...very well. GEORGE: Oh! COMEDY CLUB / Jerry is on stage, performing / JERRY: So I move into the centre lane, now I get ahead of this women, who felt for some reason I guess, that she thought that I Transcribed by Brian Dickson on Nov. 27, 2002.Originally posted on The News Guys(Mike's) site http://www.geocities.com/tnguym(Permission is given to copy scripts to other sites provided credits as two lines above are included - Thanks), SEINFELD Episode no. GEORGE: No, I'm not. JERRY: No games? So anyway, when they were in my house before, I didn't offer them anything to drink. New scene - Kramer visiting Poppie at the hospital. Cut back to George at home. JERRY: Well, you should probably ask, because if he's gonna be coming over with those Paccino's pizzas...could be trouble. I mean, Fred. JERRY: Poppie, I was just curious...where do you stand on the abortion issue? POPPIE: Your friend and I are going to make a lot of money. This is very flattering to the prospective customer, isn't it? JOE: Well, I was going to watch it with my daughter. GEORGE: Well, maybe they're done with it. ELAINE: I heard Poppie's was good, let's go. REMY (to Joe): Can we watch the movie now, Daddy? Watch Seinfeld - Season 8, Episode 5 - The Package: Elaine has a rash and looks for a doctor who will treat her; despite her doctor -- patient relationship reputation. (To Jerry) You know, I'm gonna call him, I'm gonna order the duck for you. Then Poppie's no good to anyone! This was the sixth episode for the sixth season. MARIE (describing Holly Go-Lightly in "Breakfast At Tiffany's"): She didn't want the constraints of any relationship, that's why she got rid of the cat. Opening scene - Jerry and George in a furniture store. Why, you want it? Poppie does very well...very well. My new sofa! Jerry, so good to see you again! It would be nice if you got him something. JERRY: Nothing, the moving guys are taking it. Rate this script: (3.45 / 11 votes) Next » Alec Berg. KRAMER (scanning a menu): So...how was the dinner last night? GEORGE: Well, as I say, the pink-eye made my vision...quite blurry... JOE: Remy, this is George. JERRY: Oh no, I don't want anyone sitting on it. It was quite a scene over there. This past Friday, July 5, was the 30th anniversary of the premiere of the hit sitcom Seinfeld, my favorite show of all time. Could he have...? ELAINE: So, he puts the couch down, and just as he's about to leave he says, "Do you date moving men?". REMY: Popcorn? JERRY: So, anyone sweaty comes into your house has to be offered a drink? JERRY: What made you resurrect that old idea? My other favorite furniture brand is the La-Z-Boy. CARL: Well, I better get this couch back to Jerry's. KRAMER: It's a pizza place where you make your own pie! GEORGE: You might want to try it...makes the movie more enjoyable, that's all. Transcribed by: The News Guy(Mike) Guest Stars. Not too high! Cut back to Jerry and Elaine at Poppie's. 1 Plot 2 Quotes 3 Notes About Nothing 3.1 Guest Stars After watching a science-fiction B movie, Jerry goes to bed, but wakes up in the middle of the night laughing and writing down a joke for his stand-up comedy act. 3)    Jeris Lee Poindexter (Moving guy), Jerry's stand-up: The love seat, that's a nice little item, there...I guess some guy thought, 'Well, if we can't get them to sit closer to us, why not just shorten the furniture?' You got grape juice all over our couch, you've ruined our couch! There sitting on a bench outside. 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